Bytes in the Margin

We all know a martyr person:

• Anything that goes wrong in their day means the universe is against them,
• They always misinterpret events in a way that makes them the injured party,
• Someone or everyone at their workplace is out to get them,
• Mundane tasks are too mundane to get done because they're too busy being persecuted,
• Choices they've made in life were never wrong on their part, the world just didn't let them work out in their favor.

How do you deal with a martyr person?